How to Throw a 'I Hate Valentine's Day' Party

If you don't like the concept of this 'day of love' and are sick of the lovey-dovey couples around you giving each other red fluffy toys, then read on.We are going to tell you how to throw a 'I Hate Valentines Day' Party.Step OneGet together with your single friends. Bug them into attending this duo. You obviously don't want the party to flop.
Step Two: MenuChuck aside the romantic meals and get set cooking. Here's a serve one ONLY menu for all the guests. Because guess what? JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!Drink: Beer and some more beer. Or if you prefer some cocktails.
Starters: Cheesy Nachos
Main: Personal pizza
Dessert: Cupcakes. Why cupcakes? Cupcakes are just cakes for selfish people who hate to share.
A must on the menu: Jell-O-Shots!
Step Three: Music and moreMusic
One of the top songs on your playlist should be 'Love stinks' from the wedding singer.
Go easy on romantic songs because trust me no one at your party wants to get all 'Devdas' and cry out 'WHY DOESN'T SHEEE LOVEEE MEEE?'
Movies
You can rent The Godfather; He's just not that into you; My bloody valentine or The break up.
Step Four: Drinking gamesTEQUILAAAAA!
Nothing else spices up  a singles party than drinking games. You can play the classics like 'Never have I ever' or deviate and invent some games on your own.
Take a shot every time anyone utters the word love.
Flip through channels and every time there is a sappy movie / love special marathon on TV, everyone takes a shot.

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Step Five: Dress codeNo body wears red, pink, purple or any other 'love color'. People can wear whatever they want. Heck, you can even wear Homer Simpson pajamas. Nobody's gonna judge you!
Step Six: DecorNO HEARTS. NO CUPID. NOTHING RED. THE END.Also, advisable -If by now you've come up with some better ideas please leave a comment. We would love to read them. Related Love Recipes:Chilled Strawberry CheesecakeStrawberry SouffleStrawberry CrumbleChocolate Strawberry CakeHoney Sponge CakeChocolate Hazelnut TwistsBasil Butter BreadTwo Minute Brownie3 Minute Chocolate CakeCheese FondueFettuccine In Cherry Tomato SauceMutton and Eggplant LasagneLight Chicken FiestaBaked Stuffed PotatoesCous Cous Studded Cottage Cheese
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