Cooks Caption Contest

Here's a serving of our best loved entries.

Dear guests, keep calm while I click a picture of the most delicious noodles ever made! - Ganil

And that's how we 'share' our meal these days! - Tanvi

"Hey, don't click!!? say the noodles. "I'm not dressed yet!" - Akshay

I have to eat but first I have to post it. Hungry for ?likes'! - Vishal Singh Negi

If only the phone could make the food taste better too. - Swaminathan

Click..click..who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pass the test and you get an iPad. - Bari

No time to eat, but all the time to tweet what I may or may not eat. - Arch Madness

I ordered Caesar's salad. Not the real one that Caesar ate! - Akshay

Hey man, you messed up my order. This is for the man with his wife at the next table ... I'm just back signing the divorce papers. - Ramesh

Ok! I get it that's why the wine was complimentary. - Richard

Do you call this food? Even my ex-girlfriend treated me better than this! - Mukesh

Honey! I am on date, not on a diet! ? Sudip

Another Fodder Scam - Arun Deo

It's amazing how 'balanced' this diet is! - Animesh Pai

All set to attack the gourmet's tower, win back his calories and conquer his hunger! - Rohan Agarwal

A self-thought: "You might look huge. But, my hunger leads the way". - Ujwala Agarwal

All set to gorge on the gorgeous! - Megha

Riddle me this, riddle me that. When I'm through this, will I get fat? - Julien Menezes

The 75th "Burger" games! May the calories be forever in your favour. - Sharmistha Ray

For my next trick, watch me as I re-assemble this in my stomach. I think I'm tall enough! Don't worry hunger is not a factor, here goes. - Shawn Simmons

The one who toasted me is prettier...so I burnt! - Aditi

My wife toast me out! - Anitha Aravind

Who will be sandwiched with me now! - Sonika Daniel

Too much smoking can kill, even bread! - Natasha

Sometimes stealing is sweet. - Michael

Trying to get some sweet dreams, that's all! - Anitha Aravind

A secret, late night date with a dark fantasy! - Rohan Agarwal

It happened one night! - Vijay Kumar

If I had a penny for every frozen smile, I'd be waking up in Madam Tussaud's! - Candice Domingo

Count the moments shared together; and calories too! - Nidhi Walia

Food: Duh! The selfie syndrome again! Someone focus on me now. - Sarah

"Waiter, there's no soup in my shrimp!? - Akshay

Now that's what they call a 'Lo-cust' meal. - Ameya Naik

Tastes just like chicken, he said. Eating squirming food builds character, he said. - Renjith R

Farm fresh and backyard grown organic food! - John

Get the BUGgers out of my sight! - Abhishek

This bugs me. - James Christopher Baes Ramos

A golfer's diet: Live on greens as much as possible. - Harsh Kotak

No! Please don't eat us! We don't want to join the junk in your stomach! - Kanchan

The scale of the problem appears to be fatty. - Riyaz

Perhaps someone can invent a machine that can put the odds in my favour. - Ashok Jain

After effects of the Oscars - I guess Gravity is playing games! - Aman Khajanchi

Stress increases body weight. Eat both! - Monisha Naik

I told you right! All the good things weigh more. - Yogi

It's a news feed! Relish it. - Anirudha Sant

Tell me your favorite channel. I'll put that in your plate. - Pankaj

Which T.V soap is for dinner today? - Mohit Saxena

This is what happens when people expect too much masala on a TV show. Literally! - Sai Krishna S

TV - Try Vegetables. - Akshay

Despresso: noun, {Liquid} A coffee on a sad & hopeless date. - Kanchan

(Guy)- Google: 10 ways to impress a girl on a coffee date.....loading, please Wait! - Pramod

Remember the tingly feeling when you first decided to go for coffee?! That was the mobile on vibrator. - Zohra Nasir

How to loose a girl over a cup of coffee.... - Varun B

Girl's mind: Why FaceBook, why not FaceMe - Ahmad

How to burn 800 calories in 5 minutes! - Alka

Charring: A method of cooking to give extra depth of flavor but more often used as an excuse if you are distracted! - Vinod

Black magic...how to protect your food from hungry eyes! - Kiran

Effortless charcoaled breakfast, savour it at your own risk, pleasure if any is all yours! - Erum Subzwari

Burnt Specialty - Food for Learners. - Naresh Chellani

Sharing "Calories" is caring! - Pannaga S Kumar

5 4 3 2 1 let the hunger games begin. - Vicholous

When you notice a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance ... Download COFFEE.EXE - Alka

Decoding coffee - to bits and bytes of imagination. - Mohan

Professional with 3+ experience in Java! - Sajith

Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging. - Lalit Choraria

This is what we call a coffee eclipse. - Shivaraj Naik

Behind every successful man there is a substantial amount of coffee. - Amit