New Year 2021: Ridiculous New Year Food Resolutions That Are Meant To Be Broken

Are you ready to make (read: break) your New Year resolutions? C'mon, we're in no way demotivating you but that's how it actually works folks! Now that 2020 has come to an end, almost all of us have suddenly started feeling the need to keep New Year resolutions that are not only hilariously weird but also impossible to finish. Gotcha! We've caught you grinning there! From shedding 10 kilos in just 10 days to travelling around the world like a boss, the list is endless. So before the vicious circle of 'New Year, New Me' starts, give yourself a reality check because that 'tomorrow' will never come.

Here's a list of those typical New Year food resolutions that are meant to be broken.

1. Kal se  pakka dieting

This resolution is really common, and also one that is most likely to be broken within the first few hours of the first day of year. You hog like there is no tomorrow the entire year and then a sudden realisation pops into your mind on new year's eve - kal se dieting shuru kyunki patla hona hai! Like, seriously? What you couldn't do the entire year, you think you would do it the next day just because it's the starting of a new calendar year? Bro, be realistic and grab a slice of pizza instead!
 

_{This resolution is most likely to be broken within the first few hours of the first day of year. Image Credit: iStock}

2. Kal se  pakka light dinner

_{Making those false promises to yourself and tuck into another bowl}

3. Kal se NO bahar ka khaana

_{This resolution has high chances of being broken when our mother starts cooking ghiya ,tinda and tori. Image: iStock}

4. Kal se ONLY mocktails

This one's quite hilarious. Imagine people who had a smashing (you know what we mean, right?) party on 31st night, end up saying 'kalse only fruit juice' and chug down a whole pint of beer the next moment itself. Such self-control, we must say! Cheers!
 

_{Kal se ONLY mocktails is one of the most hilarious resolutions}

5. Kal se NO meetha

CommentsC'mon guys, desserts are bae! Aren't they? It's always a better idea to eat those sweet delights in moderation. However, kicking them out of your life is big No-No. Desserts add happiness to life and we're sure you wouldn't disagree. Nothing spreads New Year cheer more than a box-full of chocolate desserts! So this resolution stands null and void. On that note, treat yourself with a slice of chocolate cheesecake, right now!
 

So give your 2021 a kick-start by making resolutions that are realistic, more doable and not out-of-your-league.

Wish you all a very Happy New Year 2021!