In a parallel universe, people don't upload selfies doused in eight different photo filters or upload an eleven minute video of the 'cute' new thing their baby did. This parallel universe is called Twitter and I, for one, am eternally thankful for its existence.
Twitter is sharp, ultra receptive and lightning quick. That said, the majority of your Twitter experience is dependent on the kind of people you follow. The majority of the accounts I follow belong to regular people, except they're forever churning out humorous quotes within that 140 character limit.
These are the tweets that made me smile, and yes, they are all food related because really, is there anything better than food and humour in this world?