No dieting, no exercising, eating all the fatty foods that you like, and still lose weight - this is a dream-like scenario for all of us. Sadly, it is only wishful thinking; but maybe not for one person who actually thought it could be true. A Twitter user sought ways to make it happen and went on the microblogging site to get solutions from other users. As one would expect, the bizarre post attracted lots of befitting funny replies, fraught with sarcasm.
A girl with Twitter account 'lyle the poutine princess' asked for suggestions to lose 10 lbs weight, but with restrictions - zero exercise, and unlimited cheese and bacon. She concluded the post asking for 'serious suggestions only'. Well, she did get some seriously sarcastic replies.
If this wasn't enough to vex the Twitterati, the user added to her unique weight loss criterion with another post, writing - "Should mention I also want bread and pasta still. And alcohol. And sugar."
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I should mention I also want bread and pasta still. And alcohol. And sugar.
— lyle the poutine princess ???????? (@lylelaun) October 30, 2020
A trail of amusing answers followed soon after the posts went viral. One user suggested, "Convert $100 to British currency. You should lose about 10 pounds in the exchange. Provides the opportunity to lose more pounds too."
Convert $100 to British currency. You should lose about 10 pounds in the exchange. Provides the opportunity to lose more pounds too.— Arlo Clarke (@Arlo_Clarke) October 30, 2020
Another gave a reality check: "Only if you want to gain back 20 pounds"
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Only if you want to gain back 20 pounds ???? i— margiemonday???????????????????????????????????? (@margiemonday1) October 30, 2020
Some users offered rather genius solutions - "get an inflammatory bowel disease that ruins your appetite and equates food consumption with pain. source: me.
"Adjust your scale -10 pounds"
"Get COViD. 4 weeks, suffering with this God-forsaken virus. But, I'm down 12lbs. If I actually survive, bathing suit season is gonna BE LIT!!!"
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Get COViD. 4 weeks, suffering with this God-forsaken virus. But, I'm down 12lbs. If I actually survive, bathing suit season is gonna BE LIT!!!— COViD+ Donut (@EmployeeNumber7) October 30, 2020
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